Swithining 

A person, normally male, desperatly trying to get out of the friend zone. They are tired of hearing "You're such a good friend" or the classic "Your more like a brother to me"

Guy 1 - "I can't get out of the friend zone!!"
Guy 2 - "Better get swithining!"
Guy 1 - "I've been trying for ages"
Guy 3 - "Unlucky mate"

Swithining by The Duvet Dudes July 13, 2009

Swithering 

When you cant decide between 2 options

I'm swithering whether to have a pint or a vodka and Redbul

Swithering by The Popeys March 9, 2003

swithinite 

a girl who goes to st swithuns in winchester, a posh school for girls :P

person 1: hey you see that girl over there? where's she from, she seems very posh...
person 2: oh, she's a swithinite...

swithinite by Yashmeee September 13, 2009

swithing 

the act of clipping or shaving the happy trail in circular or spiral patterns and/or dying it, typically done to create a hippy trail (though often also for laughs or to be kinky) and occasionally considered foreplay between individuals not averse to body hair being involved in their encounters.

"John has some weird design on his trail there... He must be skilled at swithing."
"I wish I could believe that, but the truth is he has that pervy long-haired guy do it for him."
"Dude! You don't swithe with someone if you're not a thing. Or at least wasted."
"He was wasted. Great picture, though. Looks like a magic eye."

swithing by kittyme May 22, 2010

Shitmining 

A particularly deep form of rimming with a surprise ending!

'awww man, did I tell you about the shitmining I did last night? They loved it and I get a snack!'

Shitmining by Bloodypete November 20, 2020

shitmining 

The act of surfing various websites and researching strange topics for nuggets of random information e.g. the sex lives of conjoined twins. When engaging in a deep dive of the internet, spurred on by a seemingly innocuous trigger.

The opposite of Shitposting. Absorbing and consuming as opposed to spewing out information.

Examples:

"I went shitmining last night and found out there is a poisonous breed of rat"

"I'm stuck in a shitmine on name subject"
"Have you been shitmining again?"

shitmining by Elzeebub November 20, 2020