safe•tard -- safetard
noun
1.) A person overly concerned with safety to a
ridiculous level.
2.) A person in the gun community who follows more
safety rules, than Cooper's
traditional four rules, outside of IPSC, USPSA, or IDPA.
Dan: Damn John is such an idiot, he keeps yelling at the guys
running back from the line, because he says they're breaking the "180 rule." Doesn't he know
that shit is only for non-realistic gun games?
Mike: What a safetard.
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Sally: Why does Kristen have that kid in a
life jacket, floaties, and a flotation belt?
Jane: Because she's a safetard.