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Phonepire 

Someone (often a teen) who stays up until the small hours of the morning on their phone and who sleeps excessively during the day to compensate. Unlike a vampire who sucks blood, these phonepires suck Wi-fi and data usage. Sometimes spelled fonepire.
“Have you seen James this morning?”

“No he’s a phonepire!”
Phonepire by Itchen Lingo December 24, 2019
1. getting owned by the phone
2. having phone sex, then the phone suddenly disconnects

lol
phonage by June1666666 March 3, 2008

phonetagious

The digital Pavlovian response to check one's cellphone/smartphone after seeing someone else check his/hers.
We were having lunch when Georgia's checked her smartphone. the phonetagious response was comical.
phonetagious by Cutters79 May 9, 2011

PHONERAPE 

When someone calls or texts you without your permission. They have violated your ears and have forced their conversation upon you. It's usually someone you don't want to be in contact with like an annoying co-worker, former friend or just some moron you know.
The girl text the guy so many times, the guy screamed out "PHONERAPE!" He was never the same again and went into the corner crying while holding himself.
PHONERAPE by lolz09 January 27, 2009

Phoneagenic 

Someone who paints a very appealing, beautiful, and precise image of themselves while speaking on audible devices.
Me:gffhdhudsa!(Gurgle) yer bah!(yea bye)

Phoneagenic Individual: (Sultry voice) Hello there and how are we today? Ciao for now!

phoneface 

The unusual faces people make in public when looking at their phone while texting, reading their incoming call history, or checking their voicemail. This face is exaggerated when the person is checking their phone in a poorly lit area.
"He just texted me back, lemme look." she makes a phoneface while checking the text message.
phoneface by 5zerocool March 29, 2010