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Cock Shaman

A creepy, so called “spiritual” male, who uses “spirituality” to try to get laid. Usually lurks at farmers markets, yoga studios, hot springs and drum circles. Uses a “spiritual” vibe as an attempted i nroad to young girls pants, as an excuse to act “touchy feely”, to engender trust, to elicit inappropriately long hugs, and to insert themselves into conversations or situations under the guise of being “wise” or “enlightened” or “spiritual”.

Is especially pernicious because they present themselves as trustworthy, progressive, sensitive, “woke”, enlightened individuals, when they’re just trying to wet their dicks like most guys. They are not honest with their intentions, relying instead on the emotional, psychological, and spiritual vulnerability of their targets.

This phenomenon is also highly correlated with virtue signalling, sjw’s, overt veganism, man buns, wearing sandals with sockets, and ostentatious liberalism.
My GF and I were having a nice evening at Esalen hot springs, until some Cock Shaman kept following us around and leering creepily.
Cock Shaman by UD Tk August 31, 2018
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Shaman Flip 

When a Psychonaut takes both Dmt and Salvia. Commonly achieved by Smoking Changa and Salvia with a Bong or Pipe using the Sandwich method
Man, last night I did a shaman flip, I was Tripping the Fuck out.
Shaman Flip by FadingVapes December 10, 2020
Shaquanna is a beautiful, loving,sweet,faithful,wifey type girl....shaquanna is the kind of girl you gone want to keep around because she is a down chick who always has your back and will never let u down...shaquanna is awesome,unique,crazy,total badass,and thoughtful....shaquanna is the best girl to date and keep in your life....shaquanna don't take no bull and don't likes to get hurt....if u got a shaquanna keep her close because she really and truly is a keeper....if u had a shaquanna and lost her for good than u screw up....can't none compare to a Shaquanna
Love and Basketball is the perfect movie example of Shaquanna love for that one special someone.
shaquanna by Crazy in love October 28, 2013
Shamanism combines a range of traditional beliefs and practices focusing on communication with the spirit world, and higher power. A practitioner of shamanism is known as a shaman.

There are many variations of shamanism throughout the world, but several common beliefs are shared by all forms of shamanism. Shamans are intermediaries between the human and spirit worlds. According to believers, they can treat illness and are capable of entering supernatural realms to obtain answers to the problems of their community.
"Shamanism must take a lot of heart, care and dedication."
shamanism by chelliem July 13, 2009

Shaquana 

Strong, determined, intelligent, vivacious, outspoken, serious, sweet, loving, caring, nurturing. Sha-Quan means fighter for the people, A is a reference to Shaquana being feminine NOT Masculine. Defined with strength and fearlessness yet she is very vulnerable.
Shaquana is a descendant of the original man.
Shaquana by ScorpionRage June 11, 2021

Shajuana 

Super-Awesome, beautiful, vivacious person, who is aware of self and considerate of others. Also known to lighten moods and make people laugh.
Talking with Shajuana Just Brightened my day.
Shajuana by Thewordsmith228282 February 4, 2010