TSLA

Ticker symbol of automotive manufacturer (and fraudulent fever dream futurist huckster nonsense promoter) Tesla.

How can the valuation of TSLA be anything other than a fever dream when, as of of 12/11/2020, TSLA is valued more than Toyota, Oracle, Aflac, Uber, and Eversource COMBINED.

TSLA by BERETTA December 11, 2020

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Tsla put

What you buy when you are allergic to money

I bought this tsla put and got margin called.

Tsla put by Dstonks August 30, 2021

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TSLAT • TSLA • Tsla put • tslacking • TSLAMP

TSLAMP

Time spent looking at my phone

“TSLAMP” is a song by the band MGMT from their 2018 album LDA

I didn’t get anything done today -oo much TSLAMP.

TSLAMP by DethRok September 30, 2018

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TSLAT

The cool way to say "The Secret Life of the American Teenager"

Wanna Hang?
Nope. I gotta run home and see what amy's dumb ass does next on TSLAT!

TSLAT by xoMIGGLES April 18, 2009

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TSLAT

Thing Shaped Like A Thing
A kitchen timer shaped like an egg, etc. Meta version - a birdhouse shaped like a bird. Never x-rated.

The Giant Chair in D.C. is one of my favorite TSLATs. My lightbulb-shaped lamp is my favorite meta-TSLAT!

TSLAT by cakeartchick September 17, 2021

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tslacking

If a person ever uses this they a dumb mother fucka. It’s lackin but for dumbass bitches

“Nah, bruh you tslacking”

tslacking by anonymous June 29, 2023

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.

Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026

Word of the Day on June 5, 2026

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