Protagonizes
Protagonizes by alraighty December 10, 2020
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writer protagonitis
a condition that makes the sufferer unable to resist games, books, and movies that feature an author as the main character.
He had writer protagonitis, and was therefore unable to resist buying Alan Wake for xbox360, Steven King's Misery, or Finding Forrester.
writer protagonitis by Rotzo January 6, 2006
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Protagonitis
A condition that affects the ability to perceive other people or events without fixating on what it means to their personal life narrative or journey
Peter: i would never deny you jesus
Jesus: 3 times, ill make you, this has to happen
Peter: damn jesus, you got a serious case of protagonitis
Jesus: 3 times, ill make you, this has to happen
Peter: damn jesus, you got a serious case of protagonitis
Protagonitis by Dickless Avenger November 2, 2021
Protagonitis
A condition where your favorite character is always the main character, no matter how annoying and unattractive.
If Bella Swan is your favorite character in Twilight, you're obviously suffering from a major case of protagonitis.
Protagonitis by Dulce et Utile August 7, 2015
Protagonitis
An unfortunate condition where a person in real life has characteristics not unlike the ones a protagonist in a wish-fulfillment story would have. The symptoms of someone with Protagonitis are as follows: has a dark traumatic past, has a secret power that nobody knows about, is given some special power or talent, has a ridiculous amount of luck, and is extremely attractive to many members of the opposite sex for no apparent reason.
Protagonitis by Bentoboxing December 2, 2019
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.