Blocun 

Will savy shhhh

Blocun

Blocun by Ricklyrbrb November 17, 2020

Blotunda 

A promiscuous female who weighs more than two times your body weight, and aggressively pursues you in order to meet her sexual desires, despite your attempts to deter her.

Hey man, I’ve been on a drought for the past six months. I think I might have to hit up that Blotunda that we met at the bar last week.

Blotunda by Definition Maker 12 May 31, 2018

biocunt 

A real biological 3D woman who is trying to halt the creation and use of sexbots. Biocunts are usually ugly and/or a feminists, so they're afraid that sexbots will replace them and they'll lose all of their value.

The biocunt just wrote and article on how harmful sexbots are. She seems to be grasping at straws!

biocunt by [___________] August 10, 2016

blounch 

The word blounch is almost synonymous with bitch, but it's a little blounchier. Paris Hilton:Courtney Love as bitch:blounch. It's a bitch that's a little drunker. Can also be used as an adjective or as a term of endearment.

Did you see that blounch at the bar last night?" "What's up can't call a blounch?" "Quit your blounching and get your ass to the bar!

blounch by GingerSnap83 October 29, 2010

blounce 

An ounce of weed rolled up in one or more blunt wrappers.

Curly and I smoked this fat blounce last night, you should have been there man.

blounce by Jumpsuit July 28, 2010

Blountstown 

A small town in the pandhandle of Florida riddled with STDs and racist, ignorant, uneducated, rednecks that will discriminate you if you have even the slightest different opinion than them. The highest paying job here is drug dealing and the only thing that gets anyone excited here are football games. This place is where elders come to die and most born here will never amount to anything except for being the cashier at one of the many gas stations. All the highschool girls are thots and most of the guys are hornier than a blind lesbian at a fish market. If you are a minority and want to feel what opression was like in the 1700s come here because most citizens are decades behind.

Darnell: Aye man you want to go that football game in blountstown Friday.
Rashawn: Hell nah I heard the daddies will lunch ya if you even dare to look at their wives!
Darnell: That's because most of their daughters are also their lovers!

Blountstown by Lilsectioneightmothafucka September 21, 2018

blount handshake 

Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.

Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.

blount handshake by Bongaboi September 5, 2009