A high
school student who pretends to be a
liberal in order to garner attention for themselves and/or spite their rich conservative
parents. Also talk often about how much cannabis they will consume when they are in college, and meet other criteria like owning a Macintosh computer, arguing with people about religious and political views against their will, and worshiping Keith Olbermann.
1. Today Mike used his
mac to
google Keith Olbermann saying
Bush was a war criminal, to prove his uninformed argument. What a crowemosexual!
2. Will someone shut that crowemosexual up?!