crowemosexual

A high school student who pretends to be a liberal in order to garner attention for themselves and/or spite their rich conservative parents. Also talk often about how much cannabis they will consume when they are in college, and meet other criteria like owning a Macintosh computer, arguing with people about religious and political views against their will, and worshiping Keith Olbermann.

1. Today Mike used his mac to google Keith Olbermann saying Bush was a war criminal, to prove his uninformed argument. What a crowemosexual!

2. Will someone shut that crowemosexual up?!

by Heebes May 24, 2009

Chodemosexual

A term used when somebody is acting retarded, dumb, or has no clue what they’re doing.

“God you’re such a chodemosexual”

by daddynaffy November 13, 2020

Chodemosexual

A term used when somebody is acting retarded, dumb, clueless, or you simply dislike them.

“Bro I didn’t mean to!”
“You’re such a CHODEMOSEXUAL”

by daddynaffy November 13, 2020

cromosexual

Having sex with and impregnating multiple women within a short time period.

Mark: How many kids do you have?
Antonio: 8, and they are all 3 and have different mommies.
Mark: Wow, you are a raging cromosexual.

by Cromoseks31 February 14, 2012

cromosexual

someone who has a sexual fetish for non-human characters with non-human colors (but with the exception of furries)

He has a crush on smurfette, certainly a cromosexual

by perrellzack75 May 26, 2023

cromosexual

a person that rejects people with any variation of "crow" in their name. Often ignorant and scared of the various "crow family values". Not to be mistaken of with a phobia of the bird.

Tom: I just saw Sheryl Crowe on TV, I broke out in a cold sweat!
Jack: What are you man, a cromosexual?

by Ken Tirlone January 12, 2008