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A high school student who pretends to be a liberal in order to garner attention for themselves and/or spite their rich conservative parents. Also talk often about how much cannabis they will consume when they are in college, and meet other criteria like owning a Macintosh computer, arguing with people about religious and political views against their will, and worshiping Keith Olbermann.
1. Today Mike used his mac to google Keith Olbermann saying Bush was a war criminal, to prove his uninformed argument. What a crowemosexual!

2. Will someone shut that crowemosexual up?!
by Heebes May 24, 2009
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