Programator 

The act of trying programming while procrastinating

That guy is a master programator.

Programator by Programmator November 13, 2020

Programmator 

"Person who procrastinates while trying to appear to be programming."

or

"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."

That guy is a fucking programmator!

Programmator by Programmator November 13, 2020

Programatically

Speaking of the programming of an application; be it a website or a piece of software.

Brian Antczak: "Programatically speaking, your website blows."

Programatically by Curt Howard May 2, 2008

programmatrix 

1. A female programmer who displays remarkable skill in the craft
2. A female lead developer

That girl is a programmatrix - she only has to compile her code once.

A degree in computer science may seem intimidating, ladies, but after you're through, you'll all be programmatrices.

programmatrix by correct horse battery staple August 14, 2011

programsturbation

What a software engineer does when s/he's bored and should really be doing serious work.

Dude, I couldn't write any more of those TPS reports...I've been programsturbating all day animating hamsters to sync with 80s songs. I'm so burned.

programsturbating = doing programsturbation

programsturbation by a_hollister December 30, 2013

Programagrad. 

An incredibly stupid bi- ped who buys into a pyramid scheme of epic psychological bullshit who allows others to correct the course of they're life at great cost unconstitutionally, uses them for personal gain and then watches them implode.

If one more programagrad. tries to tell me that it's for the "cause" or my own good I will explode if they don' t kill me first.

Programagrad. by Jedsall August 30, 2022