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winona discount by the destroyer October 30, 2003
Wibonics
A Baltimore-influenced variation of ebonics spoken by white people after watching reruns of The Wire, one of the greatest shows in the history of television.
Wibonics is neither linguistic slumming, nor an example of whites being "thieving motherfuckers," as Sgt. Carver says of the character Frog in Season 2. While occasionally used ironically (or "Wironically"), Wibonics is often uncontrollably spoken due to its novel and mellifluous nature. White people have been known to speak Wibonics up to 36 hours after one viewing of The Wire.
Proper Wibonics includes usage of the word hopper (young runner for drug dealers), pronouncing dog "dug," and ending sentences with the word "yo," or, when appropriate, "shit" pronounced sheeeeeeeeit. (See Clay Davis.)
Authenticity may be added by mentioning crab chips, Hamsterdam, or corners (street intersections where drugs are purchased).
Wibonics is neither linguistic slumming, nor an example of whites being "thieving motherfuckers," as Sgt. Carver says of the character Frog in Season 2. While occasionally used ironically (or "Wironically"), Wibonics is often uncontrollably spoken due to its novel and mellifluous nature. White people have been known to speak Wibonics up to 36 hours after one viewing of The Wire.
Proper Wibonics includes usage of the word hopper (young runner for drug dealers), pronouncing dog "dug," and ending sentences with the word "yo," or, when appropriate, "shit" pronounced sheeeeeeeeit. (See Clay Davis.)
Authenticity may be added by mentioning crab chips, Hamsterdam, or corners (street intersections where drugs are purchased).
T: Hey Brant, throw down one a' them scones, yo.
B: What's that, Thad? I'm confused.
T: Sorry, I was speaking Wibonics. I watched The Wire last night.
Call off your Italian Greyhound, yo. Don't you know I'm scared of dugs? Sheeeeeeeeit.
I don't want to stand on the corner, I'm fearful that one of those hoppers might steal my crab chips.
B: What's that, Thad? I'm confused.
T: Sorry, I was speaking Wibonics. I watched The Wire last night.
Call off your Italian Greyhound, yo. Don't you know I'm scared of dugs? Sheeeeeeeeit.
I don't want to stand on the corner, I'm fearful that one of those hoppers might steal my crab chips.
Wibonics by someotherguyfromohio2 November 12, 2010
winona ryder
A beautiful, innocent, and talented actress; about seven thousand times more intelligent than the average American Hollywood actress.
If I ever had the chance to meet Winona Ryder, it would be the greatest moment in my life up until now.
winona ryder by Dave November 13, 2003
Winona Rydering
1. verb. When you let your cigarette burn down without ashing it. akin to the cut scene in the film "Girl Interrupted" where Winona's character is smoking and being questioned by a therapist... only to lapse into flashbacks and daydreams... letting her cigarette burn all the way down without noticing it and being asked by the therapist if she takes drugs.
person 1: Damn, you're really Winona Rydering that cigarette!
person 2: I know! Look how much ash there is!
*ash falls off in moment of stark sadness and failure*
persons 1 and 2: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
person 2: I know! Look how much ash there is!
*ash falls off in moment of stark sadness and failure*
persons 1 and 2: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Winona Rydering by silkenskyburningflak August 7, 2010
Winona Ryder
The most beautiful, intelligent, amazing, talented, and downright awesome actress working today. She has been in lots of good films (Beetlejuice, Black Swan, Lucas, Reality Bites, Heathers, Girl, Interrupted, Dracula).
Winona Ryder by whiteboyz36 April 19, 2018