woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

woofl by joe May 20, 2004

woofuckery 

Woofuckery is a derogatory and dismissive term used to refer to beliefs/ideas/claims that are considered nonsense.

The combination of woo and fuckery:

woo (or woo woo) = Ideas that are irrational or based on cherry-picked/poorly sourced 'evidence' or are supernatural in source or power.

fuckery = Nonsense; Total bullshit.

#woo #woowoo #bullshit #fuckery #pseudoscience #scam

Thinking that Ebola can be cured by homeopathy is complete and utter woofuckery!

woofuckery by VioletVision December 4, 2014

Woofer 

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.

Woofer by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

flagon of woobla 

A large bag of alcohol (typically wine), generally very cheap, rancid on the palate and housed (temporarily) in a box. Typically a lower socio-economic choice of beverage.

Often followed by violence upon or by the person consuming said flagon.

NB: Flagon can be inflated post-consumption to provide a pillow. Nice.

"Hey Morton you dardy mutt, come aroun' to our place and bring a flagon of woobla. Der's a party happening tonight"

flagon of woobla by Scott84Perth June 29, 2016

woobla

noun; Australian Aboriginal. colloquial wine, usually in a flagon

Go down to to the bottle shop and get a flagon of woobla.

woobla by JustinB April 27, 2006

woofles 

An affectionate term for more than one dog. An alternative to doggos, doggies, pups.

The dog walker enjoyed taking an afternoon stroll with her favorite group of woofles... until one of them decided to chase after a squirrel!

woofles by N.Manzana November 10, 2020

pit woofie 

A "pit woofie", would be to stock car racing, what a "groupie" is to the rock and roll world.

"Why don't you come back later on and you and me will find us a couple low mileage 'pit woofies' and help 'em build a memory." -L. Q. "Sonny" Clemmons

pit woofie by demon646 February 5, 2010