Eggs Benedict 

The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.

"That was the best thing ever."

~Average person after eating eggs benedict for the first time

Eggs Benedict by SteelBite November 13, 2011

Eggs Benedict 

FNAF sl night guard. I did not like the other responses.... so I figured I would stick this in here as a fnaf Easter egg if you scrolled this far.

Eggs Benedict is gay for murderous burnt spaghetti

Eggs Benedict by Thisisnotapseudonymorisit November 6, 2020

Eggs Benedict 

A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.

Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass

Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"

Eggs Benedict by Westc0ast November 4, 2019

Eggs Benedict 

A nightguard that used to work at Sister Location but the restaurant recently burnes down, the cause is unknown.

Eggs Benedict is a weird nightguard, I wonder why he went missing.

Eggs Benedict by EeveLyn November 22, 2020

Eggs benedict 

Hand unit.

Thank you for choosing,eggs benedict

Eggs benedict by Eggs benedict. January 25, 2021

eggs benedict 

When one hides a frying pan beneath the bed and sets a timer to go off in the middle of fornication - and then when said timer goes off, screams "eggs benedict", grabs the frying pan, and beats the girl/guy into unconcsiousness.

Jailer to his new cellmate: "What are you in here for?"

New cellmate: "3 to 5 for eggs benediction."

eggs benedict by TRose January 11, 2005

eggs benedict 

when one eats an extremely greasy meal to find out 30 minutes later they have the extreme shits

Brad went down to Chesters Fried Chicken to get some dank ass chicken but awhile later he ended up with eggs benedict instead.

eggs benedict by dcarlson83 April 3, 2009