compains 

stopping something falling off.

'i got very compains and fell off.'

compains by evangeline. July 6, 2008

compinsult

A statement which starts as a compliment and ends with a subtle, or at times not so subtle, insult.

MO: MFR is absolutely right, that's twice in ten years.
EMM: Great compinsult MO!
MFR: PNM is great at throwing darts, he hits MO's arm every time.
PNR: That compinsult don't confront me.

compinsult by emminksa January 11, 2009

complinsult 

A compliment that can easily be mistaken for an insult OR a compliment that is intended to be an insult. Usually said in a sarcastic tone and uses one's positve attributes to patronize and or demeen.

You look less fat than ususal.

complinsult by Daryl&Ryan Terry August 27, 2005

complinsultment 

a statement which on the surface seems to be a compliment, but has an insult buried in the middle of it ... it must consist of three parts: the initial compliment, to put the listener at ease ... the second part slips in an insult, catching the listener off-guard ... and the third part closes with another compliment, leaving the listener a little confused and wondering what just happened

"You look very nice today. That's a hideous shade of green, but it looks pretty good on you." ... an insult, buried between two compliments, is a complinsultment

complinsultment by flodrab August 17, 2011

Complinsult 

When you compliment and insult someone at the same time. Also a way to break something easy to someone.

Grace: "You're not funny, Jared, but I'll make exceptions for you."

Innocent bi-stander: "Damnnnn you were just complinsulted dude."

Complinsult by Ms. Complinsulter June 13, 2013

complinsultage 

The mean of a phrase that can be taken as a compliment or as a insult depending on how you look at it.

"There is only one person like you charlie"
That is complinsultage!!

complinsultage by clarkeashley May 21, 2009

complains 

A virtual verb that takes singular form regardless of amount of cyberfreaks this refers to since this plurality would be regarded as appropriately irrelevant, commonly used for plain computerised complaints of summary nature prominenlty displayed in blogs, forums and the likes.

Hey, aren't you the bloke who complains 'bout mistakenly taking mistook as alias upon losing an entire day's locality in reality, thanks to Mac and the Bean Stalker.

complains by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008