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-The mixture of shit and semen after anal sex
After John nailed her in the ass, he covered he face with Swarley
swarley by Neil P Harris November 13, 2006
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From HIMYM: the name the freaking person behind the counter at probably a Starbucks shop will write on your coffee cup, but it's all wrong because they are deaf and it's not actually your name. Whenever you don't care about someone because they are completely irrelevant, you can also call them Swarley.

From HP: Another variation is Wheatherby.
PersonX: "Bye, Swarley."
Wheatherby *who tried to talk to a girl he likes but failed, turns around to leave with a pathetically sad face*: "It's Barney..."
Swarley by sheldon'sbrain November 5, 2020
The name of the coolest Harlequin Great Dane in the world!
"Man, that Great Dane is awesome!! What's his name?"
"Swarley"
Swarley by SwarlesBarkely February 3, 2010
It’s not gay it’s swadley.

Now is not the time to be swadley. There is people around.
swadley by Swadley August 21, 2020
The study of partying.
Paying more attention to parties than school.
Not showing up to school because of last night.
A: ay bro wanna come to the library this Thursday night?

B: sorry can’t, have to study that Sarley and probably won’t be at school on Friday.
Sarley by Study that sarley August 17, 2019
being a swagstead with extra spice and extra swagglyer
my friend Ali is so very swagley
swagley by springe July 8, 2021