Chanded

Chanded (v) – to get really fucked up usually with a combination of marijuana, alcohol, and juul pods, and gravitate towards women much older than you who are likely of foreign origin. Getting Chanded correlates with increased likelihood of pregnancy and owing that girl half of your income for the rest of your life.

Or, to get fucked in the ass by The Donald.

"dude I was so chanded last night that I can't remember whether I used a condom. Apparently I brought home a 33 year old girl from Brazil"

"yeah dude you totally acted like you were chanded during that meeting with our landlord the next morning he couldn't believe you were only 21."

"I was really tired and sore from working out so he must have thought I got Chanded in the white house last night"

Chanded by novelty16 October 26, 2018

Chanded

When you write a word in all capitol letters for greater emphasis and misspell it.

Must be CHANDED.

CHANDED was meant to be CHANGED.

Chanded by Lisasdashit October 25, 2018

Chanded

It’s when a porn star rolls up a magazine and shoves it up yer rear end

Stormy chanded me.

Chanded by Big daddy swizzlestick October 25, 2018

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

ear chandelier

A long, dangling earring that contains long strands of shiny metal and/or gemstones. Very much adds to a woman's look, and frames her face and smile.

My girl looks hot when she wears the ear chandeliers I gave her.

ear chandelier by yes juanito yes December 17, 2014

Chanderpokle

A reffed up kid that is really cool

Kulpinder is a chanderpokle

Chanderpokle by Paramleetmeet April 5, 2009

war has changed

War has changed.

It's not about nations, or ideologies.
It's not even about profit, resources, or ethnicity.

It's an endless series of proxy battles,
fought by mercenaries and machines.

War, and its vast consumption of human life,
has become a rational, well-oiled business transaction.

War has changed.

ID-tagged soldiers carry ID-tagged weapons,
use ID-tagged gear.

Nanomachines inside their bodies
enhance and regulate their actions.

Genetic control.. Information control..
Emotion control.. Battlefield control.

Everything is monitored, and kept under control.

War has changed.

The age of deterrence is now the age of control,
averting catastrophe from weapons of mass destruction.

And he who controls the battlefield, controls history.

War has changed.

When the battlefield is under total control,

war becomes routine.

War has changed. MGS has changed.

war has changed by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008