1. Someone whose behavior can only be described as tarty AND cakey at the same time.
2. An extremely stupid person who says an extremely
stupid thing, and leaves you to the point where you are so stunned by this extreme stupidity that
the only thing you could possibly make come
out of your mouth is tartcake.
3. A very delicious dessert idea, with frosting and sprinkles!
(see
definition number 1....if you aren't a tartcake)
Emilee said "Name
your children Petey, Treaty, and Smurf." I could only possibly respond with "You, Emilee, are a tartcake."
Then Emilee asked if she had
sprinkles, and it verified my above response.