tartcake

1. Someone whose behavior can only be described as tarty AND cakey at the same time.

2. An extremely stupid person who says an extremely stupid thing, and leaves you to the point where you are so stunned by this extreme stupidity that the only thing you could possibly make come out of your mouth is tartcake.

3. A very delicious dessert idea, with frosting and sprinkles!

(see definition number 1....if you aren't a tartcake)

Emilee said "Name your children Petey, Treaty, and Smurf." I could only possibly respond with "You, Emilee, are a tartcake."
Then Emilee asked if she had sprinkles, and it verified my above response.

by sprinklelover77 July 28, 2008

Tardcake

A person beyond the norm of retarded, but not quite Petarded.

I HATE Eric, he's such a tardcake!

by Ken Tankerous May 30, 2011

tardcake

what you call your friends when they act retarded.

hey tardcake how you doin

by sarah!! February 11, 2007

TartCakeIsForNigrS

TartCakeIsForNigrS Means Big Buff Black Guys Who Love Two LESBIANS MAKING OUT!

Are You A "TartCakeIsForNigrS" "YES I LOVE TWO LESBIANS MAKING OUT!"

by berryinmyassInTheCity April 27, 2025

Tarecaker

A tarecaker is someone who's a really bad caretaker.

OMG DUDE! YOU'RE SUCH A TERRIBLE TARECAKER! GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!!! >:(

by SCHM!DTnB¡TCH March 13, 2018