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tartcake 

1. Someone whose behavior can only be described as tarty AND cakey at the same time.

2. An extremely stupid person who says an extremely stupid thing, and leaves you to the point where you are so stunned by this extreme stupidity that the only thing you could possibly make come out of your mouth is tartcake.

3. A very delicious dessert idea, with frosting and sprinkles!
(see definition number 1....if you aren't a tartcake)

Emilee said "Name your children Petey, Treaty, and Smurf." I could only possibly respond with "You, Emilee, are a tartcake."
Then Emilee asked if she had sprinkles, and it verified my above response.
tartcake by sprinklelover77 July 28, 2008
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Tardcake 

A person beyond the norm of retarded, but not quite Petarded.
I HATE Eric, he's such a tardcake!
Tardcake by Ken Tankerous May 30, 2011
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tardcake 

what you call your friends when they act retarded.
hey tardcake how you doin
tardcake by sarah!! February 11, 2007

TartCakeIsForNigrS 

TartCakeIsForNigrS Means Big Buff Black Guys Who Love Two LESBIANS MAKING OUT!
Are You A "TartCakeIsForNigrS" "YES I LOVE TWO LESBIANS MAKING OUT!"

Tarecaker 

A tarecaker is someone who's a really bad caretaker.
OMG DUDE! YOU'RE SUCH A TERRIBLE TARECAKER! GET YOURSELF TOGETHER!!! >:(
Tarecaker by SCHM!DTnB¡TCH March 13, 2018
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026