Long Dong Silver

Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas’ X-rated alter ego, due to his self-purported larger-than-life dick, taken from a popular sleazeball porno film from the late seventies.

So Clarence explained, “you know, Miss Hill, they call me Long Dong Silver, right?”

Long Dong Silver by Dr Bunnygirl May 4, 2023

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Long Dong Silver

An African-American adult film character from the 1970s/1980s. The actor who played the character wore an abnormally large prosthetic penis.

"Damn, that Long Dong Silver sure was a freak of nature!"
"Dude, he was just wearing a big-assed dildo."

Long Dong Silver by Jake in NYC December 18, 2005

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Long Dong Silver

a black porno star from the early 80's

long dong silver is the star of this porno

Long Dong Silver by robert cashion October 8, 2003

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Long Dong Silver

This term is derived from the fictional pirate from Treasure Island 'Long John Silver'. It describes a gentleman equipped with a penis of staggering proportions. To be referred to in this way is a great source of pride to any man, as it implys that your dongbone has not only a great size, but a great reputation.

James: Carla why are you limping, with blood trickling down your knee? Hast thou fallen over, cripple?
Carla: No, I was fortunate enough to share a bed with George last night, he truly is Long Dong Silver!

Long Dong Silver by SuaveG July 26, 2006