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the act of bringing a crate into a colege dorm shower to sit on while masterbating.
John: "hey Rudy, what are you doing with that crate?"
Rudy: "I've been pretty frustrated lately, so im going crating. Now get outa that shower, i need to use it."
crating by The Driller Miller October 11, 2006
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"Crating" is where someone argues or belittles your opinion so hard, even when solid evidence proves them wrong, that they put themselves into a "crate" (which is usually stored in a warehouse). The "crate" keeps them from seeing the truth, or tries to hide their "goods" (insecurities or mistakes) about anyone with a different viewpoint who is obviously right.
"I was telling Melissa the other day about all the data supporting global warming, and she kept "crating" on it. She, like, wouldn't even look at the facts and just kept denying. I think she was scared."

or

"When Tyson kept doggin' me about beating him in the game, I just said to him "Don't be hatin', unless you're cratin'. That shut him up quick."
Crating by Rurikbloodaxe August 7, 2012
The act of going out on dates with someone of the opposite sex who you consider just to be your friend.
Bob and I are not dating he said we should just be friends so we are crating.
Bob and I are officially crating.
Crating by jpraey October 16, 2020

crating it up 

Not to be confused with crating, the act of crating it up, from the infinitive "to crate it up" refers to the pre-purchasing of crates of beer (or, on occasion, of other alcoholic beverages) for a party.
Dude 1: Hey dude, what're you up to this afternoon?
Dude 2: Ahh, I'm crating it up before Jessica's party, it's set to be a good night.
crating it up by 069206 December 9, 2008

Crafting Table 

The crafting table is a block from the mainstream game, Minecraft. Due to a incident in GeorgeNotFound's stream that their fans had found "interesting", it had been an on-going joke that "standing on a crafting table" means to give/receive a blowjob, or simply to have sexual intercourse.
Random person A: Hey, would you stand on a crafting table for me?

Random person B: Absolutely not, never say those words to me again.
Crafting Table by ilyapads October 17, 2020

Crafting table 

After an "incident" on one of GeorgeNotFound's streams, the whole "crafting table" thing became a meme, a joke to laugh at.
Now, we are getting very interesting on the crafting table~
The joke is very annoying, but funny
Person A: I know a place~
Person B: Really? What place?~
Person A: A Crafting table~
Person B: Did you get that from-
Person A: Yes, I did.
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Person A: Will you be the Sapnap to my Crafting table?
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