Pulling a Morgan

Cant believe that fucktard keeps pulling a Morgan on me!! He missed our apointment five times already, next time I see him I'm so gonna beat the shit out of him!

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Act involving self injury initiated by distraction. i.e. walking into a pole when distracted by a loud sound.

Did you see Jenna walk into the pole? I think she was "Pulling a Morgan" when the alarm went off.

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The act of abusing someone physically and/or emotionally in the work environment and getting fired because of it.

"Did you hear what happened to Greg?"
"No, what happened??"
"He got fired for pulling a morgan"

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When one does not show his or her face during a Zoom meeting and only a bun can be seen popping up and down.

"Wow, she is really pulling a Morgan."
"Yeah, she probably didn't even do her makeup."

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When you ditch the boys to hangout with a friend/spouse of the female gender

Paul was just “pulling a Morgan” with jennifer

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