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trumping down 

Donald was Trumping down when he said. "I know more about ISIS than the generals do, believe me."
trumping down by Chas501 December 4, 2016
A promise or commitment made by the 45th U.S. President, Donald Trump, that employs deliberate deception.
He promised to build a wall and make Mexico pay for it. That turned out to be another Trumpcon.
Trumpcon by c.linguist August 12, 2020

Trumpissist 

a portmanteau comprised from Trump + narcissist + pisser + pissant + pissist + pissing + fetishist

def: see Donald Trump, the prototype ; a person (usually male) whose behavior demonstrates he is obviously mentally deranged, exhibiting the primary hallmark of extreme pathological narcissism; the diagnosis is certain if this sign is seen in combination with any two of the following diagnostic criteria:

(a) pissing fetish;
(b) grabbing women by the pussy (or, in the rare instance of being a female ... any public grab-a-snatch display;
(c) daily Twitter rages;
(d) weird orange tint to skin or hair;
(e) pathological lying;
(f) befuddlement and incoherence of public speech;
(g) unnatural (and very obviously so) small hands or penis;
(h) fascination with tyrants and megalomaniacs
Donald Trump is the prototypical Trumpissist; he exhibits both diagnostic signs (1) pathological narcissism + (2) pissing fethishism.
Trumpissist by Eppypotamus July 8, 2019

Trumpitis 

A one of a kind medical condition in which a Russian dictator's hand is so far up the subjects ass that the excrement has only one of two places to exit. Commonly through the mouth but in some cases through the fingertips while holding a smartphone connected to twitter.
We better hope someone else in the President's cabinet doesn't get Trumpitis or we are royally screwed more than we already are.
Trumpitis by Waldomarty February 8, 2017

Trumpconomic 

Invoking tariffs, threatening treaties, speaking in blunt terms and using heavy handed tactics to ensure countries respect all of your competitive advantages, in an effort to ensure your country receives fair trade assurances.
Seemingly unafraid of political criticism from those favoring a global economy and open borders, the president used Trumpconomic policies to narrow the gigantic trade deficit.
Trumpconomic by Chopper18 July 12, 2018

Trumpitis 

Noun | Trump-eye-tis |

An unknown, deadly disease that was discovered on November 9th, 2016. Exposure to Trumpitis includes smaller, shrunken hands, bleached hair, and orange skin. Other side effects include nausea, vomiting, grabbing people by the genitals, depression, and the eagerness to build a wall. There is currently no cure to Trumpitis.

However, researchers and scientists predict that the disease will disappear after a new U.S President is elected.
Person 1: Oh shit! My skin has gone completely orange!

Person 2: Dude, I think you have Trumpitis. I told you not to go near
that Trump supporter.
Trumpitis by Irrelevant Person February 16, 2017