douch

A female product inserted into the vagina to ensure it will become clean. Another way this is used is to insult other people who you think are stupid, ignorant, or moronic etc...

Your such a douch you fucking moron
stop being a douch

douch by Matt McLean December 28, 2005

douch

a vaginal cleaning device that makes for a funny thing to call another person

"look at what he is wearing... what a douch"

douch by doo-sh October 22, 2003

douch

The way fucktards spell douche.
props to the one guy who correctly people from saying dush

If you spell it douch, you are a real douchebag

douch by ChuckNorrisOnUrbanDictionary January 17, 2007

douch

a person who fraudulantly claims to communicate with the afterlife

john edwards is a complete douch

douch by brad November 30, 2003

Douch

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A term of endearment. Used to describe a person who has douche qualities but presents a valid point.

The accent on the e in Douch

Person 1: I think everybody should be allowed one free punch to stupid kids. But you have to use it wisely.

Person 2: Ahh Douch

Douch by The Almighty WaH September 5, 2010

Douch

An appualing word used to characterize the un-original, rude and useless freinds.

Man,why do i still suffer and talk to this girl, she is such a douch!

Douch by GUIN. May 13, 2005

douch

A person of low intelegence and moral standers.

"Man that quarterback is such a douch!"

douch by Atom Renner October 23, 2003