Jaysoned 

When a fat Asian man destroys something.

“Damn that bed just got jaysoned!”said Cade. “Should’ve have let him jump on the bed.” Said jayden shaking his head.

Jaysoned by N1ćkd00śh September 12, 2020

jasoned 

to be more than violently drunk

I got jasoned yesterday at the bar and was kicked out.

jasoned by Alexman2 October 27, 2007

Jayboned 

Involuntarily urinating on your person or surrounding objects while sleeping, or in a trance like stage, due to the consumption of alcohol.

After a night of consuming way too much beer, I passed out and eventually jayboned my couch.

Jayboned by TheFirm July 25, 2009

Jasoned 

To get bored of something

I jasoned after I saw how L rizz he looked

Jasoned by GnomeEater April 30, 2023

Jasoned 

To be cheated on by a douche bag who secretly has multiple wives, fiance's and girlfriends.

"I just got Jasoned again!"

"Shelly got Jasoned by Alex."

Jasoned by Jennifer Merritt January 28, 2021

jasoned 

the act of completely douching a girl situation because you are "confused"

Jason from The Bachelor was allegedly jasoned and completely siked out Melissa.

jasoned by scarygary3 March 4, 2009

jasoned 

The act of a unattractive male taking advantage of a impaired female

Last night at the party that girl was fully jasoned

jasoned by tiny_nips May 5, 2008