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That guy at the party who always gets to drunk. He is meticulous about his looks, but it's futile since he's not getting laid anyway. He will literally hit on a girl indiscriminately in front their boyfriend.
See that Haffner talking talking to your girlfriend? You should kick his ass, or have him buy her drinks then give them to you.
Haffner by ColdFacts April 23, 2017
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Haffenreffer 

(Hef-en-ref-er)The finest malt liquer in the land. The highest form of bum juice. Called by some Private Stock. Sold strictly in 40oz servings. Can be found at any liquer store that sells such fine products....with the imported taste.
Man....i have no money for the bars tonight, lets get some Haffenreffer.

Haffenated 

When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto
“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”
Haffenated by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019
That slut gave two haffners in the same weekend.
haffner by Darnarius Holmes November 18, 2006

Haffenwrecker 

A slang term for the 40 oz. beer Haffenreffer. Called so because it fucks you up.
All I need is one Haffenwrecker and I am done, blood!
Haffenwrecker by Nick Po. August 25, 2008
that creepy haffner asked me to sit on his lap
haffner by foti January 29, 2008