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A survey which focuses on the consumption of ducks and sings, detailing preferred selection method, cwispiness and skin colour.
I was wondering if you'd like to take part in a durvey?
A durvey? (laughter in background) Sounds interesting.
durvey by Cwips February 15, 2004
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Mean Darney 

The manager of the Burnley career mode, he’s a nonce, but only on Wednesdays. He wears a sexy fedora.
Heya man, who’s that in our house?
Oh, it’s Mean Darney. Happy Wednesday.
Mean Darney by Adam_Notts June 8, 2020
A really ugly breed of waterfowl that looks like a duck but has a face like a turkey.
Don't feed the durkey or it'll keep coming back for more.
durkey by durkeylover09 May 24, 2009
Slang for rectum or arsehole. Specifically the hole.
Guy 1: Jim got lucky with Connie last night.

Guy 2: yeah what happened?
Guy 1: she let him put it right in the durner on the first time of asking!
Durner by miffy8 December 20, 2015

durnelling 

Dude, why are you durnelling to regular math?
durnelling by Scottt Milller January 18, 2008

Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley 

When you're playing baseball as a pitcher and you throw a fastball that drills the hitter in the hip and he starts crying, then you walk up to the batter, tickle his beard, then throw salt in his eyes, and lather his fingers in cheap hotel soap.
Person One: I accidentally hit the batter in the hip, so I decided to go for the whole Hurbey Durbey Curly Shirley.

Person Two: Damn, even the hotel soap?