ass hottie

A girl who looks good from behind, but has a horrific face.

Man 1: Check out that girl's ass. I dare you.
Man 2: Alright... (walks up to girl) ...Fuck!
Man 1: What's wrong?
Man 2: Her face looks like a fucking tomato!
Man 1: She's such an ass hottie!

ass hottie by frankiebaltimore November 3, 2015

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fine ass hottie

lea aka the bomb diggity bomb

damn. you know that fine ass hottie from our contracts class?!

fine ass hottie by aaron August 5, 2004

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Hattiesburg Ass Muncher

A cryptid local to the woods and sewer systems of Hattiesburg Mississippi. It's a very hairy beast with horns like a moth's that reaches reaching up to 7 feet in height. Stalking woods and sewer systems, it will munch on the behind of an unsuspecting victim. Once it has you, there is no escape

The Hattiesburg Ass Muncher got my grandmom in 03'.

Hattiesburg Ass Muncher by GerAldwah June 9, 2022

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Hottest Ass in The Chatterbox

One with a really hot ass who basically rules the chatterbox forum located on the popular anime-based website: Gaiaonline.com tbh...damn (also commonly known by the alias of EAT/SNIFF/ect. MY BALLS GAlAONLINE).

newfag: wtf...who's that newfag shitting everywhere with his patsy ass?
wisefag: dude... thats the hottest ass in the chatterbox...
newfag: you mean EAT/SNIFF/ect. MY BALLS GAlAONLINE?
wisefag: yeah...he has a really hot ass tbh... damn.
newfag: ...damn.

Hottest Ass in The Chatterbox by i_love_kyle_fuck_me December 31, 2013