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milftastic 

adjective, derived from the term MILF from the movie American Pie. A MILF is a Mother I'd Like to Fuck; MILFtastic is a term to describe such a woman who is usually old enough to have a teenaged kid but hot enough that most guys don't care and would love bang her hard all night long doggie-style.
Man, look at the cans on that MILF! They're huge. I'd love to tittie-fuck her. And that ass if fine, she's all-round MILFtastic!
milftastic by saskotis March 14, 2006
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Mantastic Number

A song in a musical in which the singers are all male and the song is of a high manful quality; usually involves singing about objectifying women and/or fighting.
The song "Dames" from the Musical "42nd Street" is my favorite mantastic number.

mantastic 

Feeling fantastic after the successful completion of a particularly macho feat.
Following his fifth keg of beer, Kevin ripped the horn off of his pet narwhal, and then nailed his porn-star girlfriend for hours. Subsequently, he felt mantastic.
mantastic by Ned Ryerson July 30, 2008
An employee at McDonalds that either:

A: Gets your order wrong, regardless of if you check it with them or not.
B: Creates a McDonalds burger that either looks like it's been used in a food fight or a spastic has put it together.
"Some fucking McSpastic got my order wrong!"
"Which fucking McSpastic put this piece of shit together?"
McSpastic by Nitro10 September 9, 2011

mistextication

1. When a text message is taken out of context due to lack of tone in dialog.

2. When you send a text message to the wrong contact.
Due to a mistextication, my girlfriend Sarah found out about my plans with her friend Shawna.
mistextication by Steve Isidor August 17, 2008

Mantastic 

someone or something that is overly manly but not egotistic, and is just alittle bit cooler then being fantastic.
The fact that the fat guy could lift a 2 ton car was mantastic.
Mantastic by iluvcookies54 April 30, 2008