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Tentaculits

Tits that look like octopus tentacles

Long floppy and dangling

Nasty
Come suck on my tentaculits you little simp mother fucker

Squidward Tentacles 

The most inspiring cartoon character on television.

Why? Because Squidward never gives up on his dreams.

No matter how many times Spongebob ruins his day, he still continues to strive for a better one.

No matter how many times he fails at clarinet, he continues to play and try to get better so that he can one day become famous for it.

No matter how many rotten tomatoes get thrown at him because he is a horrible dancer, he continues to dance and shoot for the stars.

No matter how many times his arch enemy with the unibrow tells him he’s worthless, he continues to climb back up and try to impress him.

No matter how many paintings are rejected and unliked by people, he continues to paint because he believes he is a great artist.

That, my dear children, is dedication. I think we could all learn a little bit from good old Squidward Tentacles.

He has self confidence and never gives up on his dreams, which is something we can all learn from.
Squidward Tentacles by thiswilldie February 17, 2010

Floor Tentacles 

The Floor Tentacles are the most powerful gods in existence.

It is strengthened by the power of Furret, and the pope of the Floor Tentacle religion.

It has also made a new language called the Floortentacli.

It is comprised of the 5 elements:

Earth
Water
Air
Shrines
and most importantly
The Floor

ozric tentacles

An exciting British prog band, started in 1983. They have an amazing interesting sound.
The Ozrics are my favorite prog band. Period.
ozric tentacles by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004

tentacles 

A strange fetish belonging to my gf.
Don't ask how it's even possible.
"OMG, did you read that fic where Gee has TENTACLES? It was soooo hawt!!!!1!!!11"
tentacles by mexheartxyou May 23, 2008

Ballsack Tentacles 

Small, foreign limbs protruding from the ballsack area which tend to emit a colorless, putrid smelling discharge.
Noob: hey what are those????//


Alexzander von dick sack: those are just my ballsack tentacles. Notice the putrid discharge?