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Democratic Republic of Congo

It's not democratic
Congo Citizen: "I'm going to vote for who will be in charge of the Democratic Republic of Congo"
Felix Tshisekedi: "You can't vote dumbass"
Congo Citizen "Aw shit"

Democratic Republic of the Congo 

Formerly Zaire, a central/south-central African country which is neither fully democratic nor a functioning republic. It is, however, located in the general vicinity of the Congo River. Site of the Second Congo War in which more than 5.4 million people were killed, making it the most deadly conflict since World War II.

It may be referred to as DR Congo or DRC to distinguish it from the Republic of the Congo, which is on the other side of the Congo River.
The Democratic Republic of the Congo is the second poorest country in the world, after Zimbabwe.

Congo Free State, Belgian Congo, Congo-Léopoldville, Congo-Kinshasa, and Zaire are all former names of the Democratic Republic of the Congo.

Democratic Republic of Le Purrr 

An island created when 3 people and millions of cats decided to cut off part of North America to create an island called the Democratic Republic of Le Purrr. The island is separated in 3 provinces: Rawr Nation, Claws Nation and Catnip Nation. There are 1 million cats in every province. The country is quite influential towards other countries including Bagdad, Uzbekistan, and Iraq.
For my vacation, I visited the Democratic Republic of Le Purrr.

People's Democratic Republic of Canuckistan 

We are going skiing at Whistler this weekend, the greatest resort in the People's Democratic Republic of Canuckistan!

Democratic Republic of Congo

The most messed up country modern civilization has ever seen. More people have died in this country in war than any other war since World War 2. If you travel there, expect to see chopped off arms and dead babies lying around everywhere.
Girl: You don't know what its like to have a baby.
Guy who came from DRC: Oh rly? Well I was from the Democratic Republic of Congo biatch!

democratic republic 

The United States' actual system of government, despite ignorant morons thinking we're either a complete democracy or a complete republic. We're actually a combination of the two.
democratic republic by Jack December 12, 2004