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knickname for the group that invaded Spain in the 16th century. Real name Moors, but due to Seinfeld, sometimes referred to as the Moops
George: "Sorry, but the card says Moops."

Bubble Boy: "There's NO MOOPS!"
Moops by Yigstein's Money March 4, 2011
Term used as slang in some parts of Great Britain. "Moops" or a "Moop" originated from a comical act in many northern industrial towns. Later used to express group of comical or crazy people in jest.
"That guy's Mooping crazy" "Hey Moops how's the squirrel ?"
A small bovine that lacks lactating abilities. Usually can be found in the Southern plains of America and frequently blamed for unexplained phenomena.
Who left the toilet seat up? Ummm, Moops did it?
Moops by babydababy December 9, 2008
You should get a bro for those moops.
moops by moops moopleson December 28, 2009

"The Card Says Moops" Maneuver 

A form of logically fallacious reasoning that involves winning an argument by taking a contrarian position that is left just vague enough to where they win the argument regardless of which side comes out on top.

Named after the famous scene from the Seinfeld episode "The Bubble Boy."
There's a certain beat-you-at-your-own-gameiness to "The Card Says Moops" Maneuver. "Safe spaces are bullshit, but if you get one I get one, too." "There's no such thing as systemic oppression, but if there were, I'd be oppressed." It's dismissing the rhetoric of social justice while also trying to use it against you. Claiming "the card says 'Moops'" does not so much mean "I believe the people who invaded Spain in the 8th century were literally called 'The Moops'," but rather "you can't prove I don't believe it." Not a statement of sincere belief; simply moving a piece across the board. All in the game, yo.
-- Innuendo Studios, "The Alt-Right Playbook: The Card Says Moops"
A legendary calvary unit in a 21st-century civil war that is famous for missing every battle because horses are slower than cars, thus they are the only people who survive to build a new America out of the ashes. Composed of Tomcat, B-ry, and led by the fearless Mitch Avenatti.
Remember when the moops had jobs? Me neither.
The Moops by Mitch Avenatti July 16, 2019