the fluke 

when one suffers symptoms of the flu(headache, stomach ache, etc.) but in reality it's not that at all, but rather a hang-over, morning sickness, food poisoning.

Susan: Wow, what was wrong with you last night. You sounded funky.
Lucy: Oh... I was feeling funky. Just a little head/stomach thing... not the flu... just "the fluke."

the fluke by Pony Up January 26, 2008

what the fluke 

When somebody dropps a heavy device on someone's head.

What the fluke was that?

what the fluke by plato! October 28, 2024

Fluke the furry 

A furry husky femboi who has a beautiful thic ass
Also a YouTuber who likes to dance (stripper confirmed)

Furry 1: Hey do you know that femboy over there?
Furry 2: Yea that’s Fluke the furry. What’s wrong?
Furry 1: I really wanna slap his thic big ass
Furry 2: .

Fluke the furry by DBS dude March 29, 2022

The Flakey One

An ancient deity of Slavic origin, the Flakey One derives from the folklore of Дьявол пекаря. A spindly creature, known to enter bakeries and patisseries after midnight to decimate baked goods, either through demonic sexual acts or perspiration of his everlasting baby oil.

Due to this folklore, the term Bakers Dozen was coined, so for every 12 baked goods produced, a 13th was put aside as a gift to The Flakey One, thus stopping his wrath amongst the other finely cooked pastries and breads.

Why be there so much baby oil over these finely cooked rye breads? ‘‘Twas but the wrath of The Flakey One, harbinger of Bakeries; we should’ve made a Bakers Dozen.

The Flakey One by simpsont106 May 18, 2021

the flake 

THE FLAKE
(flakey dick)

the unfortunate flake from excessive wanking.
known as: (the flake) (dick dandruff) (confetti cock)

"louis you need to stop wanking"
"i know, its getting raw"
"it's going to start flaking like a sausage roll"

"theres a party in my pants"
"that explains the confetti"

" gonna flake the fuck out of stacey"

"that dude has the flake"

the flake by rion1987 May 22, 2014

The Fluker 

When you are too lazy to do anything productive.

Boy 1 - Wanna go to the park?
Boy 2 - Nah I cba.
Boy 1 - Awwhh man you're being The Fluker!

XDXDXDXD

The Fluker by Flukers best friend <3 December 12, 2009

Brian the Flake 

When someone goes out of their way to make plans with you but then comes up with dumb excuses not to hang out.

Man, I was going to have a great night but he lied about eating raw chicken and Brian the Flake’d me.

Brian the Flake by Bernsteinbearlove June 18, 2021