Gamer Gunk 

Things that get in the way of the game assassin victory lane, e.g. dust, chip-dip, greasy sticky slimy gamer residue. It's a fact that dirty gear doesn't perform as well as clean gear, and may even crash and burn!

"Truth be told, I'd love to fuck your ass, but I've got gamer gunk I need to clean." - Ben M

Gamer Gunk by ASL- 12, Chair-kin, Basement August 18, 2016

Gamer Gunk 

The slimey, gooey substance that forms on gaming chairs from the sweat, grease, saliva and gfuel from excessive sitting.

Woah, i sure produced alot of Gamer Gunk today on my Gamer chair, ill cleanse it tommorow!

Gamer Gunk by BigLadUnger October 11, 2020

Gamer Gunk 

The hard shell of sweat and filth that forms around your balls after multiple 8+ hour gaming sessions where you don't shower for multiple days at a time.

"Bro my Gamer Gunk has gotten worse and worse, any idea on how to get rid of it?"
"Have you tried taking a shower you unwashed swamp creature?"
"Making fun of me won't help."
"I don't really give a fuck"

Gamer Gunk by Xx_Big Balls_xX October 18, 2021

Gamer Gunk 

Gamer Gunk is an accumulation of dead skin cells and hand sweat that form on any given controller while gaming for long periods of time. It is a waxy substance that some pro gamers believe actually helps them play better by providing a bit of "grit."

"Mang0 lost the tournament after washing his controller, he didn't have any gamer gunk."

Gamer Gunk by Voidgames January 1, 2023

Gamer gunk 

The substance on your keyboard consisting of cum ,cheeto dust and finger sweat

I have to get my keyboard cleared because there was so much gamer gunk

Gamer gunk by Fat mom fucker June 28, 2020

Gamer Gunk 

The cum that fills one laptop or computer screen. Mainly from watching Porn or Hentai. Is really acidic, and can burn diamond... careful and don't touch it...

My laptop was filled with Gamer Gunk...

Gamer Gunk by Bwallz March 26, 2018

Gamer Gunk 

The feces that builds up on a sweaty neck beards butt, that proceeds to itch after a while.

Dude i couldn't sleep last night i have some Gamer Gunk down there

Gamer Gunk by Nzahm287 September 28, 2021