snout monkey

A snout monkey is an idiotic person who smokes too many cigarettes in a short space of time.

"Neil you are a snout monkey"
"I've only smoked 5"
"You only bought them 20 minutes ago you arse stain"

snout monkey by bigmentalheid November 8, 2005

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monkey snot

also known as strip calk, monkey snot is a black strip of sticky material commonly used automotive upolstry and stereo installations.... usually used when something gets broken and they don't want the owner of the car to find out. GREAT STUFF!

"Get me some monkey snot, I think I just broke their dash trying to get the radio out!"

monkey snot by Gregory Spooner November 2, 2008

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Related Words

snout monkey • monkey snot • Money snot • snout • Snout and Candy • Snout sniffer • snout blaster • snout bomb • Snout-box • snout deep

Money snot

When you power snot into a girl's mouth before ejaculating all over her face.

Magnus: Fuck I hate that fat cunt Elliot, I'm going to give a girlfriend a money snot and send a photo to him

Money snot by FDbomb August 4, 2016

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Money snot

When you power snot into a girl's mouth before ejaculating all over her face.

Magnus: Fuck I hate that fat cunt Elliot, I'm going to give a girlfriend a money snot and send a photo to him

Money snot by FDbomb August 4, 2016

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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