dutention

A twitter user by the name of @dutention is a stan dedicated to Melanie Martinez. He also hates the song "Gingerbread man" which means he is tasteless.

"What?? you hate that song? ur such a dutention"

"You made a hit tweet? dutention tease"

dutention by afterschool33 May 28, 2020

dutention

A twitter user by the name of @dutention is a stan dedicated to Melanie Martinez. He also hates the song "Gingerbread man" which means he is tasteless.

"What?? you hate that song? ur such a dutention"

"You made a hit tweet? dutention tease"

dutention by afterschool33 May 29, 2020

Detention

A place where in my case I catch up on sleep.

Ms Smith gave me a Detention for being late. But she should know by now its not gonna make me learn from my mistake its gonna make me hate her a HELL of a lot more.

Detention by A Human Male July 14, 2018

one direction detection 

The coolest thing ever.

We've... Got... A... Plan!

Get ready for... ONE DIRECTION DETECTION.

one direction detection by OneD Fandom Fan April 27, 2016

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

Erection Detection by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

Sexual Detention

Forced entrapment in a social setting due to the friend with whom you intend to leave disappearing for over an hour with another friend to engage in unscrupulous and unsubtle sexual shenanigans.

My ride home went off to fool around with a friend when the evening was winding up, leaving me and the friends good enough to keep me company trapped in Sexual Detention!

Sexual Detention by Robanes August 8, 2009

Detention

Surprising better than school.

Person 1: dude I got detention during math
Person 2: lucky!
Person 1: yeah man he fell asleep and I went to meet up with Lexi.
Person 2: *slightly drools*

Detention by Badassbitch696969 July 1, 2018