Hammerederd 

When you are so drunk you find Carol Baskins second husband attractive you're probably hammerederd.

I'm so hammerederd i waited six days at a glory hole to suck Carol Baskins second husbands cock.

Hammerederd by Viola cumsalot May 23, 2020

HAMMEREDDRUNK 

(all one word, always capitalized) Being so fucking drunk you can barely throw a game of darts, be left unattended, walk to the pisser by yourself, form complete sentences, and have no control over the "beaner" jokes that come out of your facehole while in a bar full of mexicans.

Every time I go to the bar, I get HAMMEREDDRUNK!

"Man, did you see evil kimberly last night?"
"Totally! She was HAMMEREDDRUNK again!"
"Yeah, good times!"

HAMMEREDDRUNK by evil_kimberly May 18, 2010

hammeredrunk 

hammered + drunk = hammeredrunk

instead of just being hammered or drunk the combing of the two words is the ultimate state of being wasted- hammerdrunk

John: Dude what happend lat night? i was so hammeredrunk.

Sam: yeah bro, lets get nachoes.

hammeredrunk by NZER2000 April 23, 2010

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk

When your aim is to drink until you black-into a jail cell without clothing.

Me: Hey what happened to Jeff last night?

Dave: Dude he got so Shitcanned-hammeredrunk that I had to bail him out of jail naked.

Me: Thats Epic.

Shitcanned-hammeredrunk by SconiMuddin21 February 23, 2011