Feathers

Feathers – \feath•ers\ Noun: Slang for hubris, arrogant, vain, narcissistic, selfish, self-centered. Originated from the cliché “He’s like a peacock so in love with his own feathers he’d high five his own shadow”

The server referred to John as “Feathers” to her co-workers because Feathers was so self-centered he liked leaving an intentional mess and bossing people around at the restaurant which gave him a sense of narcissistic pleasure and inflated self-worth.

Feathers by Giggles T. Clown September 23, 2014

feathers

pot, boo, weed, grass, green, dank

Another synonym for the plant cannabis sativa, usually to refer to the higher quality.

This term was invented by a small stoner child when said child declared that calling it 'stoned' was silly, because stones were heavy and it made one feel as though one was flying, and therefore should be called 'feathered'.

See also philly walk.

"Let's get some feathers and an eight-ball, mate."

"You gonna share any of those feathers, or do I gotta go buy my own?"

feathers by laeiryn August 26, 2006

feathers

A rating for how skanky a girl is. The rating goes from one to five feathers, but extra's can be added for the sake of emphasis.

(The original term was coined because of a very skanky pair of underpants. A thong with feathers over the crotch)

Girl 1: How many feathers do you have?
Girl 2: Roughly fourteen :P

feathers by SingingStorm May 19, 2009

feathers

An excessive amount of pubic hair(s)

Holy shit!, that bitch has never shaved look at all those feathers.

feathers by Fa Fa January 5, 2008

Feathers

it's one of the things that most Dinosaurs love.

-Dinosaurs have feathers!

*Jurassic Park fans scream in pain*

Feathers by BOI399 April 4, 2018

Feathers Facts 

When somebody tells a story about their accomplishments that is so outrageous it can't possibly be true; considering the person telling the story.

Feathers Facts teller: "Dude, I have 8 different state records in track. I am also the only player to never lose a game in a soccer career. One game I scored 4 goals then left with the other team's cheerleaders and had my 6th, no wait, 14th orgy. It was pretty cool."

Feathers Facts victim: "Is that guy serious? But he's such a fat douchebag."

Feathers Facts bystander: "Dude, you just got fed some Feathers Facts."

Feathers Facts by Diogenes of Sinope February 9, 2013

feathers mcgraw 

the silent penguin antagonist in wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers.
Often seen disguised well as a chicken stealing diamonds and other precious minerals alike.

Wallace: Yo gromit its feathers mcgraw from wallace and gromit: the wrong trousers
Gromit: *silent acknowledgement*

feathers mcgraw by realtackshooter August 2, 2023