Wetaskiwin, a town about an hour south of Edmonton. The populous mainly consists of
white trash (this is visible due to the amount of missing teeth, small diy tattoos and diesel trucks) and inbred Indians coming from the nearby reservation. Wetaskiwin has lots of pawn shops due to the high frequency of Indians
stealing property. Fast food restaurants are to be avoided during the winter months, as homeless people tend to hibernate in the bathrooms. Do not be seen outside with cigarettes as it will usually attract
unwanted attention (ei. "Hey dere can i bum a shmoke?)
Wetaskiwin is best avoided.
Jim: Damn did you hear about that guy
getting stabbed to death in a
McDonalds bathroom?
Mike: Yeah i did it happened in Wetaskiwin, an Indian
sleeping in the bathroom stabbed that guy 30 times because he didnt bum him a cigarette.
Jim: Oh in Wetaskiwin, makes sense.