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non-lethal 

some form of "less than lethal" stimulus, usually as pain, which toes the line oh so carefully between death and pain so bad you wish you were dead.

contemporary examples include oft cited non lethal weapons such as tear gasm pepper spray, rubber bullets, and the taser.
it has been said that non-lethal weapons such as pepper spray and tasers are most effective on all forms of crowd control, as pain is something we all understand... drunk or sober.
non-lethal by schlep October 27, 2005
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non-lethal weapon 

A false term used mainly in a court of law or in government owned scientific research into weapons that describes a "weapon" not used to directly kill. Unfortunately/Fortunately, there is no such thing.
Nerd/Government official: This dusty stuff knocks out all of an area's electricity supply, resulting in no deaths. Not one death can be directly attributed to this.


Gumba: *grabs the stuff and stabs the nerd/official through the eye, piecing his brain and killing him*


You can't arrest me, he said it himself. No death will ever be attributed to this weapon.

Audible but non lethal (ABNL) 

A fart that makes a sound but does not smell.
Don't worry Irene it's audible but non lethal (ABNL).

loud and nonlethal 

The opposite of "silent but deadly". A loud fart, with no stink.

A very audible fart, with no smell involved.
"Yeah, I blasted out a loud but nonleathal in the movie theatre. Everyone heard me, but at least they werent mustard gassed". Loud and nonlethal, they didnt die from my gas, only from my embarassment, by laughing too hard.

nonleethal 

Someone who is the oppisite of "leet" or "l33t"; one who can not do damage to you other others who are leet.
This level 23 tried to attack me today, i killed him in one hit. He is most deff nonleethal.
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An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
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