Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) 

When babies, dogs, kids or other people are so cute, and it becomes so aggravating, that you just want to squeeze them until their eyeballs pop out.

Karla bumped in to old-friend Susie on the street, with her three-month-old, Emmett, decked out in a sailor suit, giggling endlessly. "He is so adorable in that get-up that I just want to slap him," Karla remarked to Susie, who quickly explained that she was suffering from Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS). Susie took Emmett and kept walking down the street.

Violent Affection Syndrome (VAS) by Uncle Joosie April 17, 2014

Spontaneous Affection! 

The art of surprising your loved one by randomly telling them that you love them.. need them... miss them. Often said in the middle of conversations that are totally unrelated.

Lover 1 - So I went to the beach today...
Lover 2 - Oh god I Love you!
Lover 1 - Aw wow!! What was that for?
Lover 2 - Just.... Spontaneous Affection! ... I really missed you today..

Spontaneous Affection! by Sweet Nat February 25, 2006

National show love and affection for Colton day 

The word National show love and affection for Colton day means that this boy needs people to care about him

Please just care about me for one day on national show love and affection for Colton day

National show love and affection for Colton day by Mr super mega cool kid May 27, 2018

National shower meryem with affection day 

November 7th is National shower Meryem with affection day. On this day you gotta shower anyone named meryem with a shit ton of affection but they have to have a ginger cat otherwise they SUCK 🖕🖕🖕

random person: omg it’s november 7th
someone who isn’t kore: AYEEE ITS NATIONAL SHOWER MERYEM WITH AFFECTION DAY 😜😜

National shower meryem with affection day by notkore November 7, 2021

swell of affection

boner

boner is a swell of affection

swell of affection by miss clarkesradio February 1, 2018

affective shift hypothesis

Haselton, M. G. & Buss, D. M. (2001). Emotional reactions following first-time sexual intercourse: The affective shift hypothesis. Personal Relationships, 8, 357-369.
Abstract: This article develops the Affective Shift Hypothesis, which suggests that women experience positive affective shifts following first-time intercourse as a means to facilitate a longer-term, more committed relationship. The hypothesis predicts a negative affective shift in men who pursue a short-term mating strategy; this shift is hypothesized to function to curtail commitment by motivating the man to terminate the relationship.

177 Ss in Study 1 documented sex differences predicted by the affective shift hypothesis. 203 Ss in Study 2, using a somewhat different methodology involving reports of presex and postsex feelings, found that men with high numbers of sex partners, but not men with low numbers of partners, experienced a decrease in their partner's physical and sexual attractiveness following first-time sexual intercourse. In contrast, women, more than men, experienced increases in feelings of love and commitment following first-time sex.

affective shift hypothesis by Jake January 16, 2004

Affliction shirts 

T-shirt worn by spiked hair having, club hopping douchebags. Fruitcakes who think they're god's gift to women wear these overpriced rags. Average IQ of a wearer is close to 55 on the standard 200-point scale. Note to club-going women: Watch out for these disease-ridden assholes if you want to remain free from HPV.

Chad and Skylar went to the classy new R O E bar wearing Affliction shirts. They engaged in gay sex when they drove away all the women in the joint. Those bastards suck.

Affliction shirts by Rik Smits May 19, 2008