SCP-3000 

Its a long fucking water snake that eats people. It also fucks with people's heads until they take suicide. Also it's about 300 kilometres long.

Your mum's dildo is almost as long as SCP-3000

SCP-3000 by Jag gillar balle May 3, 2020

scp 3000 

A really long and scary eel that mind controls people and eats them. It also squirts out forgetting slime after eating people which is kind of useful I guess. Oh and it's also about 900 kilometres long which just happens to be about as long as my di-

"on the edge of the nothingness, inches from oblivion. There's a… there's a sickness in my mind that I know can't be cured. Beyond me is only blackness, and a single pair of dark eyes. Silence, only silence, my consciousness coming undone and only and only and only, and only the eel remains." -Some stupid diver that saw scp 3000

scp 3000 by ass_dermatologist June 26, 2021