Foster's floppy 

Inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive alcohol consumption; whiskey dick. (in reference to Foster's Lager.)

The bunch of us got fucking ripped at a bar last night, and after we went home, I tried to throw it into Nancy, but I couldn't. Foster's floppy.

Foster's floppy by Jim-Bob McDuggan August 8, 2009

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag

The vaginal region of Briza Coothbeartsun, it is a penis hungry sausage wallet and is so stretched out that when she has children, they will be able to just meander on out.

Paul: Hey Mo!!

Mo: Yeah?

Paul: Last night I got my head stuck in Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag!!

Jordan: HOLY TITS!!!

Briza Coothbeartsun's Big Floppy Mammoth Vag by Paublo Unicornez >:D March 27, 2010

Floppy Skeeter

When the flaccid penis of a male is inserted inside of a bitch's mouth simultaneously as the balls. The male then sees how long he can keep himself flaccid or keep himself from "skeeting".

Hayden: "Hey bitch, give me a floppy skeeter."

Emily: "How do you expect me to fit your shaft and balls in my mouth at once?!"

Hayden: "Fine. You suck at Blowj's anyway!"

Floppy Skeeter by Pussy Gobbler June 14, 2013

Floppy Seconds 

Simular to the term sloppy seconds, however referring to the male who has recently had sex with a women, and promptly after attempting to have sex with another women however he is unable to immediately generate an erection.

Dude last light I took these two girls home, could only handle one at a time so had to give one of them floppy seconds

Floppy Seconds by davepaul March 19, 2011

Floppy seadog 

When a man has his dick inserted in a girl when is isn't hard.

Man1: Dude this morning when i woke up after the party i was giving some fat chick a floppy seadog

Man2: Ah gross.

Floppy seadog by Worlds Best BMXer March 11, 2010

Floppy Sausage-Wallet 

1. Name of a vagina belonging to an unusually slutty woman, owing reference to the fact that her external genetalia looks stretched and floppy, and appropriate for hiding sausage.

I took that skanky swamp donkey home and shoved my hog in her floppy sausage-wallet.

Floppy Sausage-Wallet by T-bone February 2, 2004

Floppy Salad Sandwich 

When a male recieves both falacio and analingus(salad) simultaneously by two females(sandwich), placing his sweaty sack on the face of one girl(thus floppy).

Bill: I totally gave those girls a floppy salad sandwich last night!

Joe: High five!

Floppy Salad Sandwich by Floppy Joe (aka cwjp) January 20, 2010