sleeping 

something you never get enough of once you hit the age of 15.

fairly obvious person: wow, you like crap cheryl.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: thanks. its because i never get enough sleep.
fairly obvious person: you should be sleeping now.
cheryl with the bags under her eyes: (she passed out.)

sleeping by anonymous ashley girl February 18, 2009

Sleeping 

A gateway drug to being awake.

What's the point in sleeping? I'll just be awake again tomorrow?

Sleeping by zizzfest February 28, 2009

Sleeping 

To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

Sleeping by JamesLOL November 3, 2006

Sleeping 

1.) The Second best thing to do in bed alone.
2.) Maybe the First best thing to do if there was somebody else doing it with you

1.) Yea...Sleeping was fun
2.) OH YEA...Sleeping with Carly tonight

Sleeping by Thad Badassle July 5, 2011

sleeping 

a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus

i was sleeping when i heard a large crash

sleeping by jess543 November 1, 2005

sleeping 

Not being able to catch on to new or up and coming trends; or not being able to recognize when something new is the bomb or great.

That new "Papoose" mixtape is hot, but people keep sleeping on his music for some reason.

sleeping by Kat E. May 22, 2006

Sleeping 

When u close your eyes and think of perverted things, which will never actually happen.

The man woke up from his sleep and realized that there werent seven women surrounding him.

Sleeping by Sagar Kadakia May 2, 2004