grandpa's toolbox 

A cunning yet somewhat skill procedure that involves a lady (i.e. a dirty whore ) to gently stick her finger up an older mans ass, whilst performing fellatio.

" i picked up this young chic at the bar last night" and? " She gave me a blowjob and topped that off with a grandpa's toolbox

grandpa's toolbox by 427big cat November 9, 2018

Toolbox song 

Toolbox, I’ve gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Lets see what we can find, when we take a peek inside, I've gotta toolbox in my hand

Hammer, I've gotta hammer, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Lets pound some nails in the wall, its my favorite tool of all, I've gotta hammer in my hand. Screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Lets screws some screws in the door, and then we’ll do some more, I've got a screwdriver in my hand. Tape measure, I've got a tape measure I've got a tape measure in my hand. Lets measure this and that, a tape measures long and flat, I've got a tape measure in my hand. Level, I've gotta level, I've gotta a lavel in my hand. Lets make sure this pictures straight, a little to the left thats great. Wrench, I've gotta wrench, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Lets tighten this tiny screw, what a werenchy thing to do, I've gotta wrench in my hand. Hammer, screwdriver, tape measure, yeah. Level, wrench, toolbox ohh yeah. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand. Toolbox, I've gotta toolbox, I've gotta toolbox in my hand.
Toolbox Song

Toolbox song by Poisonous_Cookie July 21, 2019

toolbox scale 

The Toolbox scale is meant to best represent the jobs most suitable for societal misfits within Canadian industry. Some jobs are simply meant for the more unconventional types of personality. While these people in many cases cannot hold down more normal jobs in society, in many cases they thrive in their ideal occupation. The list is not all inclusive, and only encompasses positions where observation based data has been collected.

Toolbox Scale in ascending order, with a higher level of misfit at the top.
1- Roofers and Basement Cribbers
2- Asphalt Crew, Road Crew, Welders
3- Pipeliners, Oilfield Camp Staff
4- Tree Planters, Drillers
5- Seismic Workers, Well Completions Crews, Wireline crews
6- Vacuum Truck & Picker Operators, Earthworks & Heavy Equipment Operators
7- Hazardous Waste and Sanitation Workers, Painters, Plumbers & HVac Workers
8- Pipefitters, Boilermakers, Iron Workers
9- Electricians, Land Surveyors, Carpenters, Warehouse Personnel (incl Shipper-Receivers)

10- Truckers, Bus Drivers, Industrial Health & Safety Workers

Those seismic workers are weird, but they rank higher than tree planters on the Toolbox Scale.

toolbox scale by Dr Phil's Nurse September 19, 2018

Show 'em my toolbox 

This is a phrase that means for a male to show off his genitalia to another person(s). Usually, this is done in a non-threatening way; possibly even verging on a friendly way.

My boss was having a rough day, so to brighten him up a bit I asked if he would like me to show 'em my toolbox.

Show 'em my toolbox by Cpt. Lazerus November 12, 2009

Scandanavious toolbox 

A bamfuzzlequindiliantacious nigga in the headlights of lust

My nigga brady come strapped with the SCANDANAVIOUS TOOLBOX

Scandanavious toolbox by DUQUILIANTAVIOUS DELIGILIOUS May 25, 2023

Toolboxsexual 

when you have a wet dream about a toolbox, and suddenly, you can't look at toolbox the same. you are now horny for toolbox. just don't go around fucking any toolboxes, you hear me?

Remember when Marlo told us about his wet dream about a fridge?

Yeah! He's a toolboxsexual

Toolboxsexual by WaldoTags May 10, 2022