The state of being so incredibly fucked up that you've lost track of reality, though you are still lucid.
Generally, one who is woozled is unlikely to make any goddamn sense and will not remember later what they were trying to say. Likely to happen when smoking large amounts of marijuana in
combination with large doses of downers/ "stupid" drugs (i.e. ethanol, dextromethorphan, alprazolam, and
generally anything that causes lapses in memory).