Quaranteaster 

Quarantine Easter Easter in Quarantine

Man! We couldn't have anyone over for our Quaranteaster egg hunt.

Quaranteaster by Enlightened Egg April 12, 2020

quaranteaster 

when it’s Easter 2020 and you’re a senior and all you can do is make up words so that you can fill the void inside your heart for not having graduation and prom because you are stuck in quarantine

Man this quaranteaster sucks

quaranteaster by chloesrandomshitintheus April 13, 2020

quarantease 

When you're in self isolation and your girl keeps sending you the nudes

Dude I've been in self isolation since last Friday and Karen keeps sending me titty pics, she's such a quarantease

quarantease by moose knuckle the great March 22, 2020

quarantease 

sexting during lockdown

sexting during lockdown, call that quarantease
#guysaresadtoo

quarantease by yournumber1admioror March 29, 2020

Quarantease 

The action of promising something, usually sex, after quarantine ends with no intention of developing.

Ray: She said after the pandemic ends she'll finally try anal.

Tay: Sounds to good to be true , she might be quaranteasing.

Kid 1: My uncle promised me after the quarantine he'll buy me an iPhone 12!!
Kid 2: It's a quarantease.

Wendel: She told me she realized life is too short and after this is all over she'll say yes to my proposal but she didn't

Doug: You've been quaranteased dawg

Quarantease by Yessiirrrrr2001 May 4, 2020