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Riding dick 

For a woman To ride a hard cock using only the power of your back legs and your ass cheeks with freak and skill in a up and down motion with a dick inside you for multiple orgasms if done correctly you will be cumming you only use your hands for something to hold on to squat riding is also the same as riding dick there are many ways you can ride dick and make sure your back or lower back is always arched for better sensation and performance this type of position involves strength endurance willingness power and stamina

Smurf Riding Tickle Dick

1. When one is prior to blowing his load, the partner will will "tickle" his dick blue.

2. When a smurf rides a four legged animal while he is in the process of tickling his dick.

3. Yet another insult.
Gerard moaned in great pleasure as Sally got off of him and started to tickle his dick.

Papa smurf hadn't ridden a horsie before, the tremendous feeling of his deep blue balls bouncing up and down on the horse gave him the feeling to tickle his dick.

"Cameron you Smurf Riding Tickle Dick stop being such a Smurf Riding Tickle Dick and do your fucking homework!!"

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome 

Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome is an affliction exclusive to characters in Masashi Kishimoto's popular manga, Naruto. After encountering Uzumaki Naruto in a battle and losing, Naruto spits an adorable line about peace, determination, and love. The victim then relinquishes all convictions and bends to the will of Uzumaki Naruto.

His allies are also afflicted by NDRS; Hinata nearly lost her life twice for him. NDRS, moreover, transcends the pages of the manga to forum users as well. Uchiha Sasuke is the only known person immune to NDRS.
Naruto: "I've defeated you Neji, now abandon your grudges because I'm a loser."

Neji: "But aren't you the son of the Fou....ahh, nevermind. Let's have a circle jerk. I got NDRS."

Reader 1: "Naruto's actions were just. He follows his emotions and will never break his promise"

Reader 2: "But it's just getting ridiculous at this point in the manga. You got Naruto Dick Riding Syndrome BAD!

dick riding 

Sucking up to; to be someone's bitch or make yourself look inferior to someone, just to earn their respect or get something tangible in return.
1: That guy was totally 'dick riding' that rapper because he was hoping to get noticed.

2: That lady is a total 'dick rider', every time she sees someone with a hunk of cash she'll try to sleep with them.
dick riding by Klienmahn November 27, 2007

Dick Riding 

Becoming infatuated with, endorsing, or kissing up to someone or something which is very popular at the moment in hopes of gaining recognition, a sense of fulfillment, or publicity.
Hurricane Katrina, The Haiti Earthquake, and Obama's Election were all notable publicized events where everyone and their grandmother got involved, showed support while it was still a hot issue, and dropped it as if it had never occurred once the media stopped spamming every channel and air wave with coverage.

Hence they were all "dick riding" like the "cool kids" to appear "trendy" or have "water cooler conversation" for the office.
Dick Riding by Cookei June 22, 2010

Dick Riding 

What everyone was doing during the '08 election.
Thugnificient: ♪Dick riding for tomorrow
♪Dick riding for today♪
♪Dick riding for the straight
♪Dick riding for the gay♪
♪Dick riding for America♪
♪Dick riding for Iraq♪
It's okay to ride that dick just as long as its Barack's♪
Dick Riding by Grandad Freeman April 20, 2010