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The mustang principle 

The mustang principle is very simple, if one is too purchase an extremly expensive car, phone, computer, etc one would avoid the mustang, razr, alienware, etc, because said products are what everyone else gets, defeating the purpose of spending the extra money to get something special.
According to the mustang principle, ford mustangs are the yellow magnet ribbon of expensive cars.

International Crash the Mustang Day 

The day Juice Wrld died and as he said in one of his songs “crash the mustang no saleen.” It is only respectable for the day of his death to be represented as crash the mustang day. It will take place December 8th every year.
Are you going to crash your mustang for international crash the mustang day

Marla the Mustang 

One of the most badass cars of the decade in Columbus, Ohio
Dude, Let me take a ride in Marla the Mustang....
Marla the Mustang by Marla Lover February 13, 2010

park the pink mustang up a side street 

Guy 1: Last night me and Mindy were, you know, gettin' kinky.

Guy 2: Stop beating around the bush dude, did you park the pink mustang up a side street or didn't you?

The Bucking Mustang 

Receiving a god tier blowjob to a glorious climax while going 40 over the legal speed limit in a Mustang. The bucking comes in when your leg twitches from great pleasure causing you to slam a pedal down and either break drastically or accelerate to Ricky Bobby levels of speed
Person A: Tammy and I are going to try The Bucking Mustang tonight.
Person B: My cousin tried that once he slammed the brake and flew out the window.
Person A: it's a risk I'm willing to take.

the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck 

"the dereck with a mustache and mustang dereck" sucks more than whores