Social distancing 

A fancy way for an introvert to seclude themselves. Especially effective during pandemics.

Hey, I’m gonna head home, we should really implement the social distancing thing when coronavirus is going around.

Social distancing by CrankyGamer March 14, 2020

social distancing 

1. A technique used to prevent the spreading of a pandemic disease by physically distancing yourself from others. (i.e. not shaking hands to prevent the spreading of germs)

2. To spend time relaxing by yourself.*

* May be used as code for private, solitary activities of *Any* kind. (i.e. masturbation)

1.

“During the Swine Flu pandemic many health officials recommended Social Distancing. This started a wide trend of mask-wearing, not shaking hands and standing 6 feet apart in public.”

2.

“See ya man, I’m going to do some Social Distancing and chill.”

2*.

“I got some new lotion so I going to go do some heavy Social Distancing!”
“You need a girlfriend, man.”

social distancing by NoThankYou4PiggyFlu May 1, 2009

social distancing 

what my wife practises in bed

i was up for sex tonight, we went to bed, she got as far away as possible, called it social distancing

social distancing by Kaydog1 March 23, 2020

Social distancing 

What you claim to do when someone is into you, but you want to avoid them and not be rude.

Sorry I can't hang out tonight, I'm actually practicing social distancing.

Social distancing by Gartholomew83 March 12, 2020

Social Distancing 

Politically correct (aka Newspeak) term for "physical distancing". You're not actually distancing yourself socially. Social distancing is actually distancing yourself from society and being less social. We're not doing that here in the midst of the coronavirus pandemic.

"Social Distancing" is a term that sounds so cringeworthy and almost politcally euphemistic.

Social Distancing by The_Anonymouse June 16, 2020

Social distancing 

Staying at home

I'm social distancing

Social distancing by Aidenboy164 April 5, 2020

Social Distancing 

Meaning stay yo dumb ass at home by your self.

Bae: You wanna come over I'm alone
You: Hell no I'm social Distancing THOT

Social Distancing by Tyris Truitt April 20, 2020