Someone(usually a guy) who manages to display simp and incel traits simultaneously. They have
never found romantic success in their lives and treat any girl they find attractive like a goddess. You can often find these
people spending hours of their time in Twitch E-girl streams donating money and leaving
thirsty comments.
Example: Simpcel: *Typing* "(E-girl) you're outrageously gorgeous. Everything about you is absolute
perfection.
E-girl: *Sees message* "Thanks, thats
nice of you to say (username)"
Simpcel: "She noticed me... SHE ACTUALLY NOTICED ME!" *starts typing* "Anything for you my love, here's a little gift to show you how much I love and care for you" *Donates $500*
Egirl: "Wow thanks for the $500 donation (username). Thats the biggest donation i've gotten all day.
Time to write your name on the top of the
white board". *writes name on Whiteboard* "There you go top donation from (username)".
Simpcel: YES! SHE WROTE MY NAME ON THE TOP OF THE BOARD!!! *Jizzes pants*